March Things are so tough in Detroit

3/2/09 Things are so tough in Detroit…The Mayor had to leave the state to find work.
3/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My car won’t start and my payments won’t stop.
3/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors took their grandkids to the Detroit Zoo but the Zoo wouldn’t take them
3/5/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor bought a 5 passenger crossover…One drive while four push to crossover.
3/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A penny for your thought is a good deal.

3/9/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor put a beard on his Ford and sold it as a Lincoln.
3/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I had to hire some commercial cleaners to clean my house, It took forever, they only worked during the commercials and I have cable.
3/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hookers on Woodward Ave. are looking for a stimulus.
3/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Wages of Sin have been cut.
3/13/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Ambassador bridge has been trumped.
3/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hash Bash in Ann Arbor went up in smoke.

3/17/09 Things are so tough in Detroit…You can’t by an Eminem on eight mile for less than 50 cent.
3/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Detroit Tigers have been whipped into butter.
3/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Living High on the Hog means that you get to sleep on Top of the Harley tonight.
3/20/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Flint has been Steeled.
3/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Toledo is Holy.

3/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even a Serial Killer can’t get a Job at Kellogg’s.
3/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…What the cat drug in is more than you did.
3/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…All you get when you pick my pocket is practice.
3/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the local crack house is not up to snuff.
3/27/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My friend has his Cadillac on Timeshare
3/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The last time I saw lean beef was when I saw my neighbor running from the police.

3/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Buick Open is now Closed.
3/31/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Uniroyal Tire is flat