5/1/09Things are so tough in Detroit…We are all waiting to labor on Labor Day.
5/2/09Things are so tough in Detroit…On Memorial day we take flowers to the GM Tech Center.
5/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…even the Probate lawyers sing hymns…”Today while the sun shines work with a will.”
5/5/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I bought an old clunker ‘cause I could afford it. I joined AAA ‘cause the sticker keeps my bumper on.
5/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor had to eat a frog. He will probably croak tomorrow.
5/7/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor had to take a taxi to bankruptcy court, he named the cabbie as a creditor.
5/8/09Things are so tough in Detroit…
5/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit... I can cash my paycheck on the bus.
5/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit..."Keep the home fires burning" means arson with old lace.
5/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit..even a chinese farmer can become a politician...Who Flung Dung
5/13/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The Dominoes are beginning to fall... with the Italian investment into Chrysler with every online purchase of a vehicle you get it delivered in 30 minutes or less or its free.
5/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit... even the sludge rolls up hill.
5/16/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The Gumball machines take dollar bills.
5/17/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The UAW is now attending all wedding ceremonies. In Michigan a marriage is defined as "a Union between a Man and a Woman". They want their dues.
5/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit... Even the Red Wings are Blue.
5/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit.. Ive gone to twitter @cofg1... I couldn't afford plaid.
5/20/09Things are so tough in Detroit... my neighbor married late so that Medicaid would pick up eighty percent of the Honeymoon.
5/22/09Things are so tough in Detroit...so many of my friends have moved even the High school reunion has held in a different state...Utopia
5/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit... I can always count on getting one thing on Fathers day... all the bills from Mothers day.
Monday, June 22, 2009
April Things are so tough in Detroit
4/1/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Motown is Less town
4/2/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Hockey Town is now Hock Town
4/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Mayoral Platform is “ a Chevy in every Pothole”.
4/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A 52 piece Dinner Set is a box of tooth picks.
4/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The naked Mile in Ann Arbor is barely there.
4/7/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I walked a mile for a Camel to Dearborn because it was the only ride in town.
4/8/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Seven Eleven is back to the Five and Dime.
4/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Detroit Lions have lost their Pride.
4/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The schools of thought are closing.
4/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Woodward Dream Cruise is a Nightmare.
4/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Aqua Fresh is stale.
4/15/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor’s yard is going to the Dogs but the Dogs are holding out for a better offer.
4/16/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Parents are writing to their Kids in college to send money home.
4/17/09Things are so tough in Detroit…They are producing a new vehicle. It burns no gas, causes no emissions a sub compact convertible with just two wheels imported from China… The Rickshaw.
4/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A Night on the Town means the landlord has locked you out again and you are sleeping on the roof tonight.
4/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Getting the Heck out of Dodge means the family has to move out because the Caravan has been repossessed.
4/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…my neighbor couldn’t pay his exorcist bill so he was repossessed.
4/22/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Ain’t no body’s Mama fat.
4/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The GTO has Gotta Go.
4/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors wife went into Labor, so they called Domino’s for free delivery, now Papa John has a Little Caesar
4/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…the Great lakes aren’t polluted, they are just Erie
4/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…”Chinese Take Out” means more jobs shipped overseas.
4/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…You get gas at the restaurants and you get taken out at the pumps.
4/29/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Halloween has been cancelled, Its’ scary enough here as it is.
4/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Fox theatre has been Hounded.
4/2/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Hockey Town is now Hock Town
4/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Mayoral Platform is “ a Chevy in every Pothole”.
4/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A 52 piece Dinner Set is a box of tooth picks.
4/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The naked Mile in Ann Arbor is barely there.
4/7/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I walked a mile for a Camel to Dearborn because it was the only ride in town.
4/8/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Seven Eleven is back to the Five and Dime.
4/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Detroit Lions have lost their Pride.
4/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The schools of thought are closing.
4/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Woodward Dream Cruise is a Nightmare.
4/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Aqua Fresh is stale.
4/15/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor’s yard is going to the Dogs but the Dogs are holding out for a better offer.
4/16/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Parents are writing to their Kids in college to send money home.
4/17/09Things are so tough in Detroit…They are producing a new vehicle. It burns no gas, causes no emissions a sub compact convertible with just two wheels imported from China… The Rickshaw.
4/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A Night on the Town means the landlord has locked you out again and you are sleeping on the roof tonight.
4/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Getting the Heck out of Dodge means the family has to move out because the Caravan has been repossessed.
4/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…my neighbor couldn’t pay his exorcist bill so he was repossessed.
4/22/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Ain’t no body’s Mama fat.
4/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The GTO has Gotta Go.
4/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors wife went into Labor, so they called Domino’s for free delivery, now Papa John has a Little Caesar
4/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…the Great lakes aren’t polluted, they are just Erie
4/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…”Chinese Take Out” means more jobs shipped overseas.
4/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…You get gas at the restaurants and you get taken out at the pumps.
4/29/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Halloween has been cancelled, Its’ scary enough here as it is.
4/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Fox theatre has been Hounded.
March Things are so tough in Detroit
3/2/09 Things are so tough in Detroit…The Mayor had to leave the state to find work.
3/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My car won’t start and my payments won’t stop.
3/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors took their grandkids to the Detroit Zoo but the Zoo wouldn’t take them
3/5/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor bought a 5 passenger crossover…One drive while four push to crossover.
3/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A penny for your thought is a good deal.
3/9/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor put a beard on his Ford and sold it as a Lincoln.
3/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I had to hire some commercial cleaners to clean my house, It took forever, they only worked during the commercials and I have cable.
3/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hookers on Woodward Ave. are looking for a stimulus.
3/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Wages of Sin have been cut.
3/13/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Ambassador bridge has been trumped.
3/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hash Bash in Ann Arbor went up in smoke.
3/17/09 Things are so tough in Detroit…You can’t by an Eminem on eight mile for less than 50 cent.
3/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Detroit Tigers have been whipped into butter.
3/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Living High on the Hog means that you get to sleep on Top of the Harley tonight.
3/20/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Flint has been Steeled.
3/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Toledo is Holy.
3/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even a Serial Killer can’t get a Job at Kellogg’s.
3/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…What the cat drug in is more than you did.
3/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…All you get when you pick my pocket is practice.
3/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the local crack house is not up to snuff.
3/27/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My friend has his Cadillac on Timeshare
3/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The last time I saw lean beef was when I saw my neighbor running from the police.
3/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Buick Open is now Closed.
3/31/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Uniroyal Tire is flat
3/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My car won’t start and my payments won’t stop.
3/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors took their grandkids to the Detroit Zoo but the Zoo wouldn’t take them
3/5/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor bought a 5 passenger crossover…One drive while four push to crossover.
3/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A penny for your thought is a good deal.
3/9/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor put a beard on his Ford and sold it as a Lincoln.
3/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I had to hire some commercial cleaners to clean my house, It took forever, they only worked during the commercials and I have cable.
3/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hookers on Woodward Ave. are looking for a stimulus.
3/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Wages of Sin have been cut.
3/13/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Ambassador bridge has been trumped.
3/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Hash Bash in Ann Arbor went up in smoke.
3/17/09 Things are so tough in Detroit…You can’t by an Eminem on eight mile for less than 50 cent.
3/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Detroit Tigers have been whipped into butter.
3/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Living High on the Hog means that you get to sleep on Top of the Harley tonight.
3/20/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Flint has been Steeled.
3/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even Toledo is Holy.
3/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even a Serial Killer can’t get a Job at Kellogg’s.
3/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…What the cat drug in is more than you did.
3/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…All you get when you pick my pocket is practice.
3/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the local crack house is not up to snuff.
3/27/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My friend has his Cadillac on Timeshare
3/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The last time I saw lean beef was when I saw my neighbor running from the police.
3/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Buick Open is now Closed.
3/31/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Uniroyal Tire is flat
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