June Things are so tough in Detroit

5/1/09Things are so tough in Detroit…We are all waiting to labor on Labor Day.
5/2/09Things are so tough in Detroit…On Memorial day we take flowers to the GM Tech Center.

5/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…even the Probate lawyers sing hymns…”Today while the sun shines work with a will.”
5/5/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I bought an old clunker ‘cause I could afford it. I joined AAA ‘cause the sticker keeps my bumper on.
5/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor had to eat a frog. He will probably croak tomorrow.
5/7/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor had to take a taxi to bankruptcy court, he named the cabbie as a creditor.
5/8/09Things are so tough in Detroit…

5/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit... I can cash my paycheck on the bus.
5/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit..."Keep the home fires burning" means arson with old lace.
5/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit..even a chinese farmer can become a politician...Who Flung Dung
5/13/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The Dominoes are beginning to fall... with the Italian investment into Chrysler with every online purchase of a vehicle you get it delivered in 30 minutes or less or its free.
5/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit... even the sludge rolls up hill.

5/16/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The Gumball machines take dollar bills.
5/17/09Things are so tough in Detroit... The UAW is now attending all wedding ceremonies. In Michigan a marriage is defined as "a Union between a Man and a Woman". They want their dues.

5/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit... Even the Red Wings are Blue.


5/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit.. Ive gone to twitter @cofg1... I couldn't afford plaid.
5/20/09Things are so tough in Detroit... my neighbor married late so that Medicaid would pick up eighty percent of the Honeymoon.
5/22/09Things are so tough in Detroit...so many of my friends have moved even the High school reunion has held in a different state...Utopia


5/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit... I can always count on getting one thing on Fathers day... all the bills from Mothers day.