April Things are so tough in Detroit

4/1/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Motown is Less town
4/2/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Hockey Town is now Hock Town
4/3/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Mayoral Platform is “ a Chevy in every Pothole”.
4/4/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A 52 piece Dinner Set is a box of tooth picks.

4/6/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The naked Mile in Ann Arbor is barely there.
4/7/09Things are so tough in Detroit…I walked a mile for a Camel to Dearborn because it was the only ride in town.
4/8/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Seven Eleven is back to the Five and Dime.
4/10/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Detroit Lions have lost their Pride.
4/11/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The schools of thought are closing.
4/12/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Woodward Dream Cruise is a Nightmare.

4/14/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Aqua Fresh is stale.
4/15/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbor’s yard is going to the Dogs but the Dogs are holding out for a better offer.
4/16/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The Parents are writing to their Kids in college to send money home.
4/17/09Things are so tough in Detroit…They are producing a new vehicle. It burns no gas, causes no emissions a sub compact convertible with just two wheels imported from China… The Rickshaw.
4/18/09Things are so tough in Detroit…A Night on the Town means the landlord has locked you out again and you are sleeping on the roof tonight.
4/19/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Getting the Heck out of Dodge means the family has to move out because the Caravan has been repossessed.

4/21/09Things are so tough in Detroit…my neighbor couldn’t pay his exorcist bill so he was repossessed.
4/22/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Ain’t no body’s Mama fat.
4/23/09Things are so tough in Detroit…The GTO has Gotta Go.
4/24/09Things are so tough in Detroit…My neighbors wife went into Labor, so they called Domino’s for free delivery, now Papa John has a Little Caesar
4/25/09Things are so tough in Detroit…the Great lakes aren’t polluted, they are just Erie
4/26/09Things are so tough in Detroit…”Chinese Take Out” means more jobs shipped overseas.

4/28/09Things are so tough in Detroit…You get gas at the restaurants and you get taken out at the pumps.
4/29/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Halloween has been cancelled, Its’ scary enough here as it is.
4/30/09Things are so tough in Detroit…Even the Fox theatre has been Hounded.